Eugene Volokh reveals he participated anonymously in this year's UCLA law review write-on. According to a leaked email message from the editor, "he did superbly".

I think this conclusively proves that professors have way too much freakin' time on their hands. The next one who bitches about his teaching load, or what she gets paid, or the tedium of grading exams, gets a boot up the ass.

If the law profession were made of dogs, law professors would be the pampered chihuahuas carried down Rodeo Dr in Louis Vuitton bags by leggy starlets and attended to by full-time dog nannies. If you can name a cushier legal job, me & Tinkerbell are all ears.

09 May 06