Top ten items in this Saturday's PILF auction least likely to inspire vigorous bidding:

1. Cup and bowl set
2. Six Metal CDs
3. Reno 9/11 on DVD
4. Three T-shirts
5. Jagermeister party kit
6. Acrylic salad bowl set
7. Bikini wax from Professor Nimmer*
8. Designer diaper bag
9. Lunch with former Governor Michael Dukakis
10. LSAT prep course

* OK, I made that one up

09 Mar 06