Fashion police, UCLA edition.

I don't like to pick on my colleagues, but seriously folks, there are some faux pas that you should really tend to before you take that big firm job. I mean, if you're offered that big firm job.

Questionable choices on the gentlemen:

1. Button-down collars. These are for professors and New England physicians. Not you.

2. True or false: any pair of shoes that are black, leather, and not sneakers qualify as dress shoes. False is the correct answer.

3. Purple, pink, or yellow shirts. Does anyone wear pastels on "Law and Order"? No.

4. Cuffed pants have not been hip for about 15 years.

Questionable choices on the ladies:

1. Heels so high you can't walk in a straight line. Don't wear shoes outside your skill level.

2. Heels 1/2" short of qualifying for the fetish ball. Avoid.

3. Cleavage and miniskirts. Nuff said.


Questionable unisex choices:

1. What's with all the black? This is Los Angeles.

2. Overapplication of scented material.

3. Showing up at all.

14 Sep 05

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