Ah, the candidate statements for the Student Bar Association election. I would certainly prefer Reese Witherspoon, in so many ways. Being as that seems unlikely, let's see what we've got:

"I challenge you to infuse the SBA with your wealth of experiences."
"I will blame you, the students, if anything goes wrong in the next 12 months."

"I will create more effective channels of communication."
"I will widen abuse of mass emailings."

"I am fully commited to continuing the FUN in the law school."
"And by fun, I mean more Lexis training sessions."

"I look forward to involvement in some of the lower profile activities."
"I look forward to getting you to volunteer for the lower profile activities."

"I am committed to making your law school experience an enjoyable one."
"The Zoloft has affected my reality-testing skills. Forgive me."

13 Apr 05