Winner, least appealing job marketing.

Found in our student mailboxes today:

Howrey Simon Arnold & White is pleased to invite UCLA 1Ls to a Reception to learn about our summer associate program called Howrey Bootcamp...Howrey is one of the largest firms in the country...This will be a general information session for you to hear about our Bootcamp 2006...Applications will be accepted through the Bootcamp website starting August 1 for Bootcamp 2006.

(Not to be confused with the Skadden Arps Summer Sweatshop or the Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher Coal Mining Arts program.)

Here's some of your Bootcamp scheduled activities:

Antitrust Law Basics
Discovery Motions Demonstration
Offsite Dinner Event
Deposition Exercise
Indoor Golf Tournament

Gee, it sounds a lot like school, except for the golf tournament (and the $12K stipend)

16 Feb 05

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