From E! Online, my source for vital legal news: "A group of Greek lawyers upset over Oliver Stone's portrayal of Alexander the Great as bisexual backing off threats to sue the filmmaker and Warner Bros to add a disclaimer stating it was not historically accurate."

I believe they wouldn't get past my favorite rule of civil procedure, 12(b)(6): failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted. Nor would they get past the hearty belly laughs of the judge.

03 Dec 04