Prof Civ Pro (imagine deadpan delivery): "Federal rule 21 is my favorite. Misjoinder and non-joinder. Just because if I ever leave teaching to have a drag queen act, that would be a great name. Miss Joinder."

Update: Prof Civ Pro informs me he has used the joke for 10 years. I guess we always forget that every professor's act has been honed by many years of trial & error.

25 Oct 04