Last night I had pork for dinner. This is relevant because I've noticed a correlation between eating pork and having really strange, vivid dreams later on in the evening.

Anyhow, hours after eating the pork, I had a dream that a classmate & I were going to lunch and had somehow finagled Prof Torts into going with us. (Not that we have some waking fantasy to have lunch with him.) Shortly after we get to the restaurant, Prof Torts disappears. We wait a reasonable time and then, mystified, go ahead with our meal.

As we leave, Prof Torts stumbles towards the entrance, now staggeringly drunk. We pause to consider the signficance of his newfound alcohol depedency, and in the near term, how to return him to his afternoon classes with the least fuss.

23 Sep 04